‡ Gangsters online -- you have to admire the 'thinking outside the box' entrepreneurial spirit. Though now they've been arrested you'd also have to say on a scale of one to ten, one being thick as two short planks, ten being super brainy, they'd score pretty low.

‡ Back in the one-room house he shares with his mother, he says what most impressed him about Hanoi was electricity, but otherwise he didn't really like the big city. Read on...