Racers busted
A bunch of young boy racers came a cropper with the coppers recently.

Of course, 32 arrests from a speculative total of 1,000 racers means -- by my swift calculations -- there's another 968 racers still raring to rock and roll come the weekend. Guess the clampdown might deter them but I'd imagine only briefly.

One officer kicks off the blame game by suggesting that a "lack of supervision" from parents leads to such races.

Methinks more parents should be encouraged to sit on their children from the hours of 1am to 4am. Should clear up this problem in no time.

Who's next in line for Pittstop troubleshooting?